| When you're having a bad day and just need to laugh or smile, the…|
May. 19th, 2005 @ 01:45 am
When you're having a bad day and just need to laugh or smile, the ultimate remedy is : The Simpsons! Here are some of my favorite Simpsons quotes from random episodes. Enjoy and smile =)
HOMER : No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see what was inside so I lit a Q-tip.
HOMER'S GHOST : Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.
MARGE : Well I got a whole list of chores. Clean the garage, paint the house...
HOMER'S GHOST : Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus.
HOMER : But every time I learn something new, it pushes out something old! Remember that time I took a home wine-making course and forgot how to drive?
MARGE : That's because you were drunk!
BART : These uniforms suck!
MARGE : Bart! Where do you pick up words like that?
HOMER : Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
HOMER : Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
HOMER : I saw this movie once about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
MILHOUSE : Do you remember the time when Santa's Little Helper ate my goldfish and you tried to convince me that I never had a goldfish? But why did I have the bowl, Bart -- WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL??
Listening To: Lonely No More by Rob Thomas
|Date:||May 24th, 2005 02:56 pm (UTC)|| |
lmao - those are great. I love the Simpsons!
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